Breaking Up? (Bixlow x Reader)

Warning for bad language so be warned o3o
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You stood there alone as people passed you by while looking at you just because of the fact you stood there a pretty long time here. You were rather pissed and irritated so you send glares to anyone who passed by so no one really got the guts or mod to approach you. You stomped with your foot rapidly with a rather impatient pace. Beyond that you were freezing, and it was supposed to be a really funny day for you but so far it was not. Then you heard someone yell in distance.
“Baby!” and the word keep on repeating and you looked at the person who was running towards you.
“So tell me you have a good reason for the fact that you are late yet again.” You said rather pissed off as your boyfriend saw it and only laughed it off.
“You see I went on a mission with Laxus and the others, that’s why I’m late.” He said while laughing with his special laugh of his and you just looked at him with ‘are you serious’ look. You seriously could not stand it, it was like the 10th time he used this excuse. It was always Laxus this and that which you could not possibly stand anymore.
“If you love Laxus so much why don’t you f*cking marry him?” You yelled as Bixlows smiled dropped.
“What is wrong baby?” he asked rather worried.
“You know forget about the date I’m outta here.” You said as you stomped angrily back to your house. You could not believe him you waited like probably an hour for him and everything his gotta say is ‘I had a mission with Laxus’. Like you even cared about that dude one bit, you understood about his admiration for this guy but seriously when you hear Laxus here and there you could not stand it anymore.
“What is it even gotta ask this guy for sex advice because the mighty Laxus knows it all?” You thought as you instead walking went to your friends like Levi and Lucy as you spend the evening while talking to them as Cana eavesdropped you three.
“Maybe it’s time you find someone else.” Cana said while taking another drink.
“Thanks Cana shall think about it.” You said as you really thought about this advice, then she just patted your head and walked away further to the guild to the bar where Laxus and the Raijinshū members where gathered as Evergreen was laughing at Bixslows story.
“Help me, I’m not good at girls.” Bixlow said as Laxus and Freed started to get him many advices like.
“Every five seconds make your hair messy, And then comb back with hand.”
“You always have to look tall and buff, always be straight and flex your muscles.”
“You have to look macho, like this.” Luxus said as he stroke some poses. “So you’re manly.” He added. The Thunder Tribe clapped.
“Ahh Laxus-sama that's perfect.” Freed stated as Bixlow and Evergreen nodded.
“Indeed it is… maybe should try it too.” Bixlow said and then they heard Cana laugh in the distance as she stopped to drink.
“How dare you laugh at Laxus-sama!!?” Evergreen yelled as she glared at Cana as she tried to stop to say something important.
“Even the worst guy I dated knew better than any of you.” She stated as she laughed even more, meanwhile Evergreen decided to mess with Bixlow so she grabbed and made him some makeover. She changed his clothes in a suit and made him bought poisons flowers.
“Here you go and now she won’t be able to resist you.” Evergreen said as Bixlow nodded as he walked to where you were and he found you reading a book in a park.
“I don’t know what I did wrong, but here.” Bixlow said as he tried to give you the flowers and you looked at them.
“So first you come late and make me freeze and now you suddenly want to poison me? Ok this is enough I think it’s not going to work between us anymore.” You said with a really serious tone as you crossed your arms.
“But baby.” Bixlow said as he looked at you rather disappointed.
“Don’t baby me it’s over between us, now you can finally marry your beloved Laxus-sama.” You stated while you made an impression of Bixlow saying it and then you walked away not wanting to hear any excuses whatsoever.
Everything ended up that Laxus as well as Cana found Bixlow in one of the nearby bars in the town.
“What happened that you are so depressed?” Laxus asked as he patted his shoulder as Bixlow looked at Laxus in a drunk state.
“She said… it was over hiccup.” Bixlow explained as he didn’t know what to do, he after all was not good with girls at all he only could be a perv to the core, but seems that didn’t was enough for you anymore and then Cana walked to him while shaking her head.
“What did you even do?” Cana asked him and he explained about the fact that Evergreen helped him.
“The only thing you could do was apologize and never speak of Laxus again.” Cana explained.
“After all she choose you for what you are and the only reason for why she acted this way was because she was slightly jealous and pissed off because the only thing you speak off is Laxus.” Cana explained and then she simply took him up by his coral and started to drag him to your house. Once there she shoved him inside without you seeing her.
“What are you doing?” You asked in rather cold manner as Bixlow gulped not knowing what to say.
“I want you to take your back your decision on breaking up with me. I do anything, just please take me back.” Bixlow begged as Cana could not believe his miserable begging in front of you.
“Anything?” You asked while smirking as Bixlow nodded as you then stood up and made a pose that kind of showed that you looked down on the person before you, which was Bixlow by the way.
“Then you shall treat me like a princess for the whole two weeks meanwhile we going to be away from here. Actually I want you to buy tickets so we can leave this place for a vacation for whole two weeks and any interaction with Laxus or any members from Fairy Tail is going to seen as crime by me for that time and you going to be punished.” You stated really clearly on the things you desired. He just nodded.
“Sure anything for my baby. Also just let me buy the tickets first.” Bixlow said as you just cheered and then Cana came in.
“Way to go girl.” She said and then you and high-fived with her.
“Also before it start, the two of us just want to say something. Actually we did set it all up. Looks like it worked out perfectly.” You said with the most pleasant smirk you managed to get as Bixlow could not do anything but look at you two shocked when his mouth was agape open and you took this chance to kiss him.
“But why? You could had always asked me for it.” Bixlow said as you looked at him with are you serious look.
“I tried but you turned me down because Laxus wanted you on a mission. You surely didn’t realized how much you ignore me when it comes to Laxus.” You stated as the pleasant smirk disappeared and you rather looked at him disappointed and angry.
“That’s why I suggested to make you desperate. Also I would recommend to not make the same mistake again Bixlow because next time my advice is going to be finding someone else as I’m going to set up dates for her, so you better should start put your relationship in the first place. Before Laxus… because if you don’t do that someone else is going to come around and steal her before your eyes.” Cana warned him and he surely took this advice into his heart for once. And so your 2 weeks with together was about to happen. And let’s say you didn’t really treat him so much of a servant like you wanted to on your yet so romantic trip.
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